A Friendly Reminder[1]

Dear Alleged Blog Readers,

Today our good friend Last Bottle turns 5! In honor of this milestone, they’re running one of their infamous marathons[2]. Wine buying starts today at 9 a.m. Napa Time, 12 p.m. EST. Sign up here to participate. Deal after deal of great wines, but you gotta be quick. When it’s gone it’s gone and it’s on to the next. Get ready to stock up for the summer[3]! Free shipping on ALL ORDERS. This makes the fact that today is not Friday a bit more bearable[4]. God I love them.File Apr 28, 10 47 28 AM

Cheers!

Wine Esquire

File Apr 28, 10 47 47 AMP.S. If you don’t know about Last Bottle yet, you must be living under a rock. Great wine deals just for you. It’s amazing. Not a dud in the bunch! Check it out here.

Lawyer Footnotes
[1] An ironic title seeing as how The Associates at The Firm received an email with this in the subject line last Saturday morning. It was not all that friendly. #lawyerlife
[2] By running, I mean organizing and facilitating. Not actually running, like with sneakers.
[3] I’ve already warned Husband. #creditcardalert
[4] Only slightly. #isitFridayYet