Public Service Announcement: Last Bottle Marathon

The Wine Harvest is happening, at least in some parts of California[1], and that means it’s time for the Harvest Marathon on Last Bottle.

Grapes ripe for the pickin', just like the wine deals on the Last Bottle Marathon!
Grapes ripe for the pickin’, just like the wine deals on the Last Bottle Marathon!

You MUST already know about Last Bottle, but if you don’t, it’s a wine buying website with great daily deals on wine. Every so often they hold a MARATHON featuring CRAZY wine deals with FREE SHIPPING, no matter how many bottles you order[2]. So sign up if you haven’t already and start ordering.

You’re welcome.

Link to the Marathon: http://bit.ly/LastBtl

Lawyer Footnotes
[1] A bit on the early side because of this year’s unique weather.
[2] The Firm usually sees an uptick in FedEx deliveries a few weeks after these marathons … Just doing my part to keep the world ticking.

Last Bottle ... Literally Crushin' It
Last Bottle … Literally Crushin’ It

A Friendly Reminder[1]

Dear Alleged Blog Readers,

Today our good friend Last Bottle turns 5! In honor of this milestone, they’re running one of their infamous marathons[2]. Wine buying starts today at 9 a.m. Napa Time, 12 p.m. EST. Sign up here to participate. Deal after deal of great wines, but you gotta be quick. When it’s gone it’s gone and it’s on to the next. Get ready to stock up for the summer[3]! Free shipping on ALL ORDERS. This makes the fact that today is not Friday a bit more bearable[4]. God I love them.File Apr 28, 10 47 28 AM

Cheers!

Wine Esquire

File Apr 28, 10 47 47 AMP.S. If you don’t know about Last Bottle yet, you must be living under a rock. Great wine deals just for you. It’s amazing. Not a dud in the bunch! Check it out here.

Lawyer Footnotes
[1] An ironic title seeing as how The Associates at The Firm received an email with this in the subject line last Saturday morning. It was not all that friendly. #lawyerlife
[2] By running, I mean organizing and facilitating. Not actually running, like with sneakers.
[3] I’ve already warned Husband. #creditcardalert
[4] Only slightly. #isitFridayYet